Spotted in todays Metro paper:
An unidentified mountain range has appeared over night close to Bury in Manchester, England. First reports state that it has Iceberg like features and what looks like a large orange sun at the summit. Eye witnesses state that the orange object seems to draw you in with mystical qualities, a number went into a trance and awoke on their knees bowing to the orange shape. Local man Pepe Krumob told our reporter "I wo playing golf wi me mate like and was about to take me shot when i saw t'appear int'corner of me eye. I sliced me shot like and lost me ball, then took one look at orange thing, next I know im ont'floor bowing. It were amazing like." We await further reports.